I work in a convenience store. A while ago, a woman came in, grabbed a bottle of soda and a candy bar, and came up to the counter. “That’ll be $1.65,” I told her. She looked at me kind of strangely for a moment, then picked up the soda and asked, “How much is this?” “A dollar,” I said. Then she picked up the candy bar. “And how much is this?” she asked.
My boss has this strange habit of shaking her 2 liter bottle of soda right before she puts it back in the refrigerator. After being perplexed by this behavior for some time, I asked her about it. She replied that she did it because shaking the bottle caused the soda to fizz. When I was still confused, she looked at me like a was a fool. She then patiently explained that the fizzing was a sign that she had put the carbonation BACK INTO the soda…when we told her that it was impossible, she didn’t believe us…
Tech Support: “Customer Support, this is David, may I help you?”
Customer: “Hello, yes, it’s me.”
Tech Support: “Oh, it’s me too.” [chuckle]
Customer: “No, Esmie. E, s, m, i, e.”
Tech Support: “Oh, sorry.”