Stupid Laws in Anchorage Alaska….
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car
For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any road.
Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
Stupid Laws in Fairbanks Alaska….
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
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Customer: “Hi, um, my printer smells funny, and it’s smoking.”
Me: “Did you turn it off?”
Customer: “Well, no, I was told never to turn it off without running it through shutdown, and it won’t go through shutdown.”
Stupid Laws in Mobile Alabama…
Most locales do not have this problem, but Mobile found it necessary to ban bicycles from the interstate highways.
If one wishes to read palms in the city, they must first pay $10 for a permit.
It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits.
It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.
Stupid Laws in Montgomery Alabama…
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
Tech Support: “Hello, tech support, may I help you?”
Customer: (in a thick Russian accent) “Yes. Monitor is working fine but has sparks and smoke flying out back. Is ok?”
Tech Support: (blink)