Essay question: “How does the work of scientists affect your life today?”
Student’s answer: “For real I would go crazy without my iTouch or my Sidekick. Like I’m really thankful for scientists… Like what if Thomas Edison hadn’t gone outside and got hit by lightning when he was flying his kite with a key on it… We would not have electricity without him testing his invention.”
Help desk manager: Hey, do you have that power supply for a Mac mini?
Microsoft exchange admin: What’s a mini?
Hardware tech: You should ask your wife.
Help desk phone tech: Heyo!
Coworker #1: Hey, want to go outside to smoke?
Coworker #2: Yeah, I need to hit the toilet first.
Coworker #1: I already went.
Coworker #2: That wasn’t an invitation.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Male Student: I’m not tardy. I was at the college presentation.
Teacher: The Mount St. Mary’s presentation? Are you considering going there?
Male Student: Yeah, I really think I’m gonna go there. I stayed after to fill out the application.
Teacher: Mount St. Mary’s is a Catholic women’s college.