Tech Support: “What operating system are you running sir?”
Customer: “Word.”
Tech Support: “I think you mean windows, sir.”
Customer: “Oh yeah, WordWindows. It’s very popular.”
Stupid Salespeople
I was in our University Bookstore the other day looking at software when I overheard a salesman talking to a lady about an iMac.
Salesman: “It has a built in color monitor and comes with a mouse and keyboard–”
Customer: “Does this thing come with a battery backup system?”
Salesman: “No, but we have one over there for $99.00. Do you have problems with power outages?”
Customer: “No, but I don’t want to lose all of my Microsoft documents everytime I turn off the computer!”
Salesman: “You don’t need a battery backup for that. That’s why it has a 4 gigabyte hard drive.”
Customer: “A hard what?”
Salesman: “A hard drive. It’s like a whole bunch of floppy disks inside your computer that you can store documents on.”
Customer: “I want the battery backup.”
Salesman: “You don’t need it.”
Customer: “Why?”
Stupid Laws
Stupid Laws in Mesa, Arizona….
It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
Stupid Laws in Mohave County, Arizona….
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
Stupid Laws in Nogales, Arizona….
An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
Stupid Laws in Prescott, Arizona….
No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
Stupid Laws in Tombstone, Arizona….
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Stupid Laws in Tucson, Arizona….
Women may not wear pants.
Stupid Students
Excerpt from a student essay…
The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespear. Shakespear never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He lived at Windsor with his merry wives, writing tragedies, comedies, and errors.