Woman #1: I was dreaming that I was dreaming that I was awake but wanted to take a nap. So I did and I started dreaming. Then I woke up… but I was still asleep!
Woman #2: Wow.
Woman #1: I was dreaming that I was dreaming that I was awake but wanted to take a nap. So I did and I started dreaming. Then I woke up… but I was still asleep!
Woman #2: Wow.
TAMPA, Fla. — Tampa officials said a drunk driver rammed into police headquarters overnight, causing $5,000 in damage to a pillar.
Christopher Jones apparently crashed into the building, causing the pillar the crack. He refused to get out of the car, wrapping his arms around the steering wheel before officers tried forcing him out and eventually shot him with a stun gun.
Jones was charged with DUI and resisting arrest without violence.
A typical thing that my stupid boss does is to have a half assed idea about something and then leave me to figure out how to make it work. That way I end up doing all the work and having all the heart ache, and my boss can take all the credit because in his eyes all I was doing is finishing off something that he started.
There’s a Dilbert cartoon that sums him up brilliantly where Dilbert’s boss says “I didn’t know how to design a power supply, so I put a nail in a piece of wood… I’ll leave my files with you so you can finish it off while I’m on holiday”.
That just so sums up my stupid lazy boss!
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I heard this the other day…
Tourist: Is that train going to 18th street?
New Yorker: Yes.
Doors close.
New Yorker: But you’re not.
–Union Square Station, 4/5/6 platform