Girl on cell: So, she trusted this woman to watch over her baby, right? And then she takes the baby to the zoo for a photo shoot and comes back with the wrong baby!
Stupid Customers
A call to the technical support line for a cell phone company:
Customer: “The numbers on my caller ID are going blurry!”
Tech Support: “Sir, I think you might just need a new battery.”
Customer: “Well, can you tell me how to change it?”
Tech Support: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “How am I supposed to change this battery?”
Tech Support: “Sir, all you need to do is replace the battery. It’s not that hard.”
Customer: “Can you send out a repairman to do it for me?”
What? He had to be kidding.
Tech Support: “We normally don’t send out repairmen to change batteries.”
Customer: “What? I can’t change this battery by myself!”
After a few more minutes of angry yelling on his part that we would not be sending a repairman to go change the battery for him, he got on the phone with supervisor and demanded I be fired.
Needless to say, I wasn’t.
Stupid Customers
Customer: “I can’t get into the database.”
I check the usual stuff, but it’s all fine.
Tech Support: “Can you go and check if the server is working?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “What do you mean, ‘no’?”
Customer: “No, I can’t do that.”
Tech Support: “Why not?”
Customer: “Well, it’s not there.”
Tech Support: “It’s WHAT?”
Customer: “They took it away to be upgraded.”
Stupid Laws
Stupid Laws in California
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.Bathhouses are against the law.
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Bathhouses are against the law.
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It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
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Women may not drive in a house coat.
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No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.