Stupid Criminals

June 26, 2007

Courtesy of KSWO Channel 7

TULSA, OK – A would-be burglar made a bad decision in his choice of homes to attempt to rob.

Police say Gregory Hytche was confronted by the homeowner _ and off-duty Tulsa police officer.

Officers say the off-duty officer found Hytche trying to steal items from his garage in east Tulsa yesterday and fought with him until other officers arrived.

Hytche is now in the Tulsa County jail on 97-hundred-50 dollars bail on complaints of larceny after a felony conviction, aggravated assault and battery, resisting arrest and possession of drug paraphernalia

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Stupid CoWorkers

June 24, 2007

I’m in the middle of a remodel and 2-room addition at home, which, if you’ve been through one, is akin to walking through the Gates of Hell. I asked for this Friday afternoon off so I could be home to let in the carpet cleaners and linoleum layers. My supervisor said that would only leave 3 people at work, so, no, I couldn’t. So far this week, we have only had 3 people at work every day. Evidently it’s only a problem when I need the time off

Stupid CoWorkers

Stupid Things Overheard

June 22, 2007

Preschool girl: Mom, can we go to that restaurant? I’m so hungry!

Mom: No, we’re almost home.

Preschool girl: But Mom! I’m so hungry I just drank my own spit!

Stupid Things Overheard

Stupid CoWorkers

June 20, 2007

I worked as a computer tech for an insurance company. One day I received a call from supervisor on the sales floor.

Me: “Hello, IT.”

Supervisor: “Hello?”

Me: “Hello?”

Supervisor: “Hello?”

Me: “Hello?”

The phone went dead. I put the phone down, and it rang again.

Me: “Hello, IT.”

Supervisor: “Hello, did you just ring me?”

Me: “No you rang me.”

Supervisor: “Did I? Oh, well, the reason I’m ringing now is because you couldn’t hear me when I rang you before.”

Me: “Yes I could.”

Supervisor: “No you couldn’t.”

Me: “Yes I could.”

Supervisor: “No you couldn’t.”

Me: “Believe me, I could.”

Supervisor: “Can you hear me now?”

Me: “Yes, of course I can.”

Supervisor: “Oh, that’s all right then. Catch you later.”

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