Stupid Bosses

When things are not going for him in his personal life, he takes it out on us. He is always checking on us (which I don’t mind), but he’ll either sneak up on us or watch us from a distance hiding behind the racks. Than he’ll pop out of nowhere and look at his watch and look at us without even saying a word. The next day, he’ll move us to another department and give us the silent treatment. Other times he’ll just stand there and stare at us without saying a word. When ever his football team loses, where it be college or the NFL, he is in a bad mood. But when his team wins, we’ll hear about it all day from him. And if his team loses, he’ll say, “We are at work. We are here to work and talk work, not football.” When he gets upset, he’ll grunt and bite on his teeth screaming obscenities through his teeth. One time he kicked the door and threw the phone at the wall. He got rid of his secretary because as he says it, women have no place in the shop. Everytime we work overtime, its always mandatory. When we asked why he doesn’t go ask around the guys for volunteers before he makes it mandatory overtime, his comment was, “That way I don’t have to ask”. His personal life is in shambles. His second marriage only lasted a month and a half. He left his 9 year old daughter at home while he was at work. When the boss checked his voice mail, I could hear her crying and saying that she was scared to be alone at home. When ever a deliverer comes to work, and if its a female, he won’t allow us to sign the paper work. He’ll meet her outside before she has a chance to walk inside to the receiving clerk. He once got punched on the forehead by another employee for pointing his finger in the employee’s face. He is known among the plant and in the front office as, “psycho, whiner, baby, mama’s boy, redneck, cry baby, ticking time bomb, communist,german secret agent, etc

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Stupid Customers

Tech Support: “Thank you for calling tech support, how may I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, is this the help desk?”

Tech Support: “Yes sir, it is; how may I help you?”

Customer: (in a very strained and excited voice) “I can’t go to the bathroom!”

Understandably, I was shocked.

Tech Support: “Sir…I am not sure what your definition of a help desk is, but I don’t believe I am qualified to help you with that problem.”

Customer: “You have to. The nearest bathroom is broken, and the toilet is overflowing. I don’t know what to do. Send someone up to repair it.”

Tech Support: “Sir, we only open do troubleshooting on computers, not bathrooms and toilets.”

Customer: “But it’s the same thing!”

Tech Support: “Um, no it’s not.”

Customer: “It is too! It’s repairing things! Now I want someone up here right now.”

Tech Support: “It’s two entirely different things. Computers run on electricity and have hundreds of parts. Toilets run on water.”

Customer: “It’s an emergency! Can you send someone up to fix it?”

Tech Support: “Sir, might I suggest that you use another bathroom?”

Customer: “AGH! I CAN’T USE ANOTHER BATHROOM! I HAVE TO GO NOW! GET SOMEONE UP HERE NOW!”

I put him on hold. For about three minutes. I hate to be screamed at.

Tech Support: “Sir, I cannot. I have no way to do that. I fix computers. Not toilets.”

Customer: (rant, rant, rave, rave)

Tech Support: “I’m sorry, I really can’t help you.”

Customer: “Oh gosh…oh my pants!” (click)

Stupid Things Overheard

College student: Hey, what’s up?

Grad student, slowly: The stench of humanity is strong within my nostrils.

Stupid Criminals

Courtesy of KSWO Channel 7

TULSA, OK – A would-be burglar made a bad decision in his choice of homes to attempt to rob.

Police say Gregory Hytche was confronted by the homeowner _ and off-duty Tulsa police officer.

Officers say the off-duty officer found Hytche trying to steal items from his garage in east Tulsa yesterday and fought with him until other officers arrived.

Hytche is now in the Tulsa County jail on 97-hundred-50 dollars bail on complaints of larceny after a felony conviction, aggravated assault and battery, resisting arrest and possession of drug paraphernalia