Conductor: To the person who lost a roll of cash held together with a rubber band, come see me. I found the rubber band.
Stupid Bosses
Well where to start with!!! This boss of mine has just taken over and in doing that he had gone I work for an IT department whose staff has shrunk from 13 to 5 over the last five years. And one of our employees, the person responsbile from frontline helpdesk calls is almost completly worthless. So needless to say, I’m taking on the job responsibilties that used to be performed by many people.
Stupid Things Overheard
Thug on cell: I don’t know where I was, but they’s Germans everywhere in this hood! They on my left, right. Damn! [Looks around anxiously] Now I know how Patton felt, son!
Stupid Criminals
ONSLOW COUNTY — A bizarre request Monday morning at the Onslow County Sheriff’s Office.
Lolita Bullock turned herself in for robbing the Bank of America in Jacksonville on May 4. But she also wanted to cash in on a reward being offered in the case.
Lolita brought a friend with her to the Sheriff’s office to claim the reward money.
It will be up to Crime Stoppers to decide if her friend deserves the reward.