Customer: “One of my friends gave me an ImageWriter printer and this keyboard. He said he gave me all the cables, but I can’t figure out how to connect them. Am I missing something?”
Tech Support: “Well, a computer would help.”
Customer: “You mean this keyboard isn’t a word processor?”
Tech Support: “No ma’am, its just an input device.”
Customer: “Then I need to buy a computer, right?”
Tech Support: “Yes.”
Customer: “Do you think I’ll need a monitor, too?”
Nurses are typically highly educated, smart people. However, many of them are clueless when it comes to using a computer.
The best call I got went something like this:
Nurse: My computer won’t work.
Me: Ok, what’s going on with it?
Nurse: The screen is black.
Me: Alright. Is the green light visible on the computer?
Nurse: I don’t see one.
Me: Press the power button and let’s see if anything comes up.
Nurse: Hey! That fixed it. It’s normally on when I get here for my shift
Customer: “I am going to shoot everyone at your DSL office. Where are you located at, anyways?”
Tech Support: “Uh, for security purposes, just like this, our company states we cannot reveal our call center’s location.”
Customer: “I am filing a complaint against you with the public utilities commission.”
Tech Support: “You do realize DSL is not a public utility, right?”
Conductor: To the person who lost a roll of cash held together with a rubber band, come see me. I found the rubber band.