Stupid Things Overheard

Guy #1: You can’t allow her to keep doing that to you, man.

Guy #2: Yeah, you’re right… Sometimes I wish I was gay.

Guy #1, after both guys laugh: …Uh… You were kidding, right?

Stupid CoWorkers

After college, my fiance convinced me to hang up my waitressing uniform and try getting a real office job where I could learn some of the skills I would need to move up in the world, so that’s what I did.

It was a lawn care company and there were three of us working in the office – the owner, the bookkeeper and myself. My job was general office duties, phones and talking to the guys out in the field when they needed to call in and out of their jobs.

Stupid Criminals

An off-duty sheriff’s deputy was pulled over and charged with driving under the influence — by her husband, a fellow deputy.

Charlotte Moore, 36, a jail deputy and 11-year veteran, was driving her 2004 Pontiac Grand Am when she was pulled over by her husband, Elko County Sheriff’s Deputy Mike Moore, a police report said.

She allegedly left before being administered a portable Breathalyzer test, the Elko Daily Free Press reported.

Stupid Things Overheard

Crazy man: Who wants a transfer?

Crazy woman, raising hand and turning around: I do!

Crazy man, spitting food: I like yo’ braids.

Crazy woman: Thanks. [Crazy man flashes his bling.] Hahaha!

Crazy man: Yeah, these cost 70 grand, but I got ’em for 39. [Crazy woman ignores him.] I strut when I walk — e’ryday.