Mom: Where’s your shoe?
Little boy: I don’t know.
Mom: Where did you lose your shoe? You can’t just lose your shoe. How can you keep walking around after you lost your shoe without noticing it? Where did you lose your shoe? You’re crazy.
Stupid CoWorkers
My boss is a damned idiot of epic proportions. Lazy, fainéant, idle, indolent, slothful.
I think you are a ‘goldbricker’: an idle, worthless person.[syn: victimize, swindle, rook, nobble, diddle, bunco, defraud, scam, mulct, gyp, con] 2: avoid (one’s assigned duties); “The derelict soldier shirked his duties” [syn: fiddle, shirk, shrink from]-(used courtesy of dictionary.com).
Stupid Bosses
I work in a regional chain grocery store in the deli-bakery department for the past 17 years.
My new boss woman came from another store.She is lazy-has others to do her work and nasty-will not throw out out-of-date- food,tries to “convert it”by selling it on the hot line.
Any time you suggest anything to improve sales,etc. she gets whiney and starts yakking” that she knows what she’s doing,been doing her job for 22 years,etc.etc”.So it’s pointless
The only reason why my store manager keeps her, is that no-one wants the job.However, the department sales are $30,000 less than last years’ sales.
Stupid Things Overheard
Guy: You’re getting fat.
Girl: You’re just saying that ’cause you’re getting fat.
Guy: No way. You’ve definitely put on weight.
Girl: You can’t say shit like that to a woman.
Guy: You’re not a woman, you’re my sister.