One evening while walking through the school hallways, a friend was attempting to impress me with this knowledge of computers.
Him: “I can use HTML coding to do my homework for me. That way I don’t have to waste time on it.”
Stupid CoWorkers
My sad story is about a woman I used to work with (best day of my life was when I left the company).
It’s so hard to know where to begin with this silly cow. However, we’ll start by calling her “Ashley”. I was the receptionist/administrator for the department and saw all the potential hires (and read most of the resumes) for “Ashley’s” job. She was certainly not the most suitable applicant by a mile but I digress.
Stupid Things Overheard
Blonde tourist #1: I think we have plenty of time before our train leaves. What time is it?
Blonde tourist #2: I have no idea. My cell phone is dead. [To passing suit] Um, sir? Do you know what time it is?
Suit: rolling his eyes up at huge clock, then at blondes: Nope.
Stupid Customers
Customer: “I ran your DSL installation CD, and it broke my computer. It’s restarted, and now its stuck at the Windows XP logo, and it’s been here for a hour before I called you guys.”
Tech Support: “Ok, let’s reboot your computer to see if it will boot up.”
Pause.
Tech Support: “Ok, what happened?”
Customer: “Well, I went to restart it and bumped the mouse, and now it’s asking me to log in.”
Tech Support: “OK, let’s log in, then.”
Customer: “Oh, the installation is still running. Why was my computer stuck at the startup?”
Tech Support: “By chance was the Windows XP logo changing position every couple of seconds?”
Customer: “Yes! It was! Why do you ask?”
The customer had spent an hour and 45 minutes staring at the Windows XP screen saver.