I’m an RN in Ohio who is on the brink of emotional meltdown. Prior to this, I was a Paramedic and damn did I love that job. I entered into nursing as what I figured was the next logical step. Medicine has always intrigued me. What I didn’t expect was how there is a total and complete lack of support out here for nurses. I think this is the crux of the problem. Hey…i’ll turn around so you can see the whip marks on my back!!!!!
Have you ever felt that all the skills and intelligence you had were not only being wasted, but being wasted intentionally in order to publicly and privately humiliate your personality and destroy your soul no? well then listen to this story boys and girls and empathize with me a lil’ while I spin my tale.
I am an intern at a company in Silicon Valley. But they are not a tech company, what they actually do is put on conferences for tech CEO’s. Seems legit enough right? Wrong! When I was hired I was told that they were hiring me and the other interns because we were the best of the best (all currently in two of the top colleges in the area). We’re all pretty smart guys, capable, we can think on our feet. And what do they have us doing for the most part: fucking data entry. Basically what we do is look companies up online and put their info into the database. As one of my co-sufferers said “basically the internet is our database.” It would be marginally better if the information we entered was useful in some way. But no, for the most part any work we do after it is thrown in into a black hole sun of this-shit-will-never-be-used-again. I mean this stuff might be used but god knows we’ll never hear about it. It would be okay if the database were useful, but its not. It’s a total fucking mess. No one actually maintains anything. Anyone can add anything. Very rarely does anyone double check that the data is correct. Nothing is in the right format. Lets just put it this way, this is what one entry had listed as the address: Canada! Yea that’s right all it said was fucking Canada. I wanna send those guys a letter and see where it ends up
Bimbette #1, reading subway ad: ‘Sleeping with your baby is dangerous, especially if you drink, use drugs or are overweight.’ Hahaha!
Bimbette #2: I’m pretty sure sleeping with your baby is bad no matter what.
Bimbette #3: Except that in, like, every other country besides the United States everyone sleeps on the floor, like, on their mat, with their baby next to them.
I work at Petsmart. A customer comes in an proceeds to explain to me that his fish tank that he purchased at our store had a crack in it. As usual he has no reciept. But I remember helping him buy the tank. I tell him no problem, bring the tank back and I will replace it with a new tank. Forty-five minutes later (the entire time he’s telling me needless details about the tank, and is blind to all my obvious attempts to leave to help the other 10 waiting customers staring at us) he leaves to pick up the tank from this house. Before going I tell him the following, “Check and make sure the crack is a REAL crack and not a loose string of aquarium sealant that has stuck to glass,…as that will often look like a small crack in the glass.”