Stupid Customers

I waitressed for many years. All through college, then afterwards to help make ends meet (my first ‘real’ job was as an editorial assistant for 18K/year). I also waitressed when I went back to grad school. I worked in both fine dining and little diners.

Here are some of waitresses’ top ten peeves;

* Customers who let their kids run around the restaurant, smear ketchup and sugar all over the tables and chairs. Be a PARENT, idiots!

* People who treat you like you’re stupid. I knew many people with masters’ degrees who went back to waitressing. They’re probably smarter than some of you SOB’s out there with prestigious, but miserable, careers.

* People who make you repeat the salad dressings, specials, desserts, what have you, ten times. “I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening. What are the dressings again?” So you stand there and for the eighth time repeat, Blue cheese, russian, thousand island, ranch and honey dijon. Then the next idiot at the table, “I wasn’t listening. What were they again?” MORONS!

* People who leave you piles of pennies or shitty tips. If you can’t afford to tip, eat at home. If you disagree with the tipping system, eat at home. This is our bread and butter and we work hard for it.

Here’s the good things about waitressing;

* Very sociable job

* You stay in GREAT shape

* In the right place, the money can be fantastic

* Free or cheap food

* Schedules are often flexible — they’re used to accomdating students, moms, people who come and go a lot

I have since left the field but the one I’m in now gives me less satisfaction. I’m now in a ‘professional’ field and I get more ‘respect’ I suppose….but I miss the camaraderie of restaurants, I miss the running around, the late nights…

Perhaps I’ll start doing it on the side again

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Stupid Customers

(I was sitting at home watching TV. My phone number ends with, let’s say, -1269. The phone number for the bakery ends with -1296. I am constantly getting called by people who think I’m that bakery.)

Me: “Hello?”

Dude: “I need the bakery.”

Me: “I think you have the wrong number.”

Dude: “Oh, sorry.”

(He hangs up. Brief pause. Phone rings.)

Me: “Hello?”

Same Dude: “Can I get the bakery?”

Me: “You have the wrong number.”

(Dude hangs up. Phone rings.)

Me: “Hello?”

Same Dude: “I need the bakery.”

Me: “I think you should check the number…I don’t have a bakery department.”

Same Dude: “Well, you did this morning!”

Me: “I meant I’m not [bakery]. I’m just a person sitting at home.”

(Dude hangs up. Phone rings AGAIN. I glance skeptically at it and finally go over. I don’t say anything.)

Same Dude: “Hello?”

Me: *click*

(He called eight more times that evening. Eventually I just told him we were closed.)

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Stupid CoWorkers

Ok, none of you have to work with someone as overpaid and dumb as the chick my boss hired! She hired her “bestest friend” that had gone on stress leave after not even working 3 months at another company! She is so stupid I wish I could buy a “that was stupid” button at Staples and wrap it up and give it to her! She cannot even handle simple tasks without getting all “flustered” (her own word, not mine) and it agitates the hell out of me and the other workers that she got started at a high salary with zero experience and she cannot get anything done! Absolutely as useless as a tit on a turkey! Someone, please take her off our hands…please!!!!

Stupid Bosses

Wow, where do I start? My Pizza Boss is the ultimate scumbag micro-manager. This guy is so sad he never stays in one job for any length of time because if he did, the owners would figure out he permeates with poor performance. How does this guy survive? From what I am told, he has a buddy from international that’s in Ann Arbor and they wipe each other’s ass. He always talks about no buddy system allowed in the company, what a crock from the main buddy system sucker I have ever seen. You hear about micro-managers all the time, but he is the worst of the worst. This guy has no trust in any person whatsoever that they can do their job properly, he literally thinks he is the only one who can do the job…..which is unbelievably ironic when he fails miserably in most everything he touches.