Stupid Bosses

My boss is just a witch, plain and simple. I don’t know if it’s her “time of the month” or what. Perhaps she’s entering menopause. Whatever it is, I’m just about ready to tell her to f-off.

Simple, basic business questions are answered with “well, isn’t that what I just said?” What she claims are words she’s speaking are in all actuality just grunts. I do not know grunt language.

Stupid Bosses

I worked at a kids amusement park for a year. Before this job, I worked at a popcorn place. I got this job on a whim because I filled out an application as a joke 😛

This job, obviously, is HELL. Kids throw up on you, parents YELL at you 24/7, there’s always long line ups, and people yelling, being impatient, etc.

I hated that I operate rides ALONE, when I’m social and would prefer to be talking to people. This job made me sad. This park also likes to give inadequate training and forces you to operate rides even if you feel you aren’t trained enough to do it!

Stupid CoWorkers

(The office downstairs sometimes calls up to us for tech support. They’re not too great with computers.)

Guy from downstairs: “I think one of the computers has a virus.”

Me: “Ok, which one?”

Guy: “The one in the middle of the office.”

(This seems strange, as I remember that they don’t have any computers in the middle of the room.)

Me: “Have you moved the computers recently?”

Guy: “Yeah, we put it in the middle of the office so the other computers wouldn’t catch the virus!”

(I went downstairs and a disconnected desktop stands in all its glory in the middle of the room. It didn’t have a virus.)

Stupid CoWorkers

My boss is an attorney. We are a 2 person firm, with various other practitioners renting other offices in the suite. My bosses wife calls demanding to know with whom he is in a meeting with, ” is it a female”.

And if I reply no she asks why I am ling to her ! ( of course, I am not)If she calls and I say that he is in court, she replies, “Did he tell you to say that?”, she comes in the office and reads her husbands email when she knows he is in court & tells me to not tell him.