Stupid Bosses

I just recently got a job working at a local retail store I loved it. You will never believe how these people who ran this placed acted I have never seen anything like it in my life.

There is a lady who is over the whole store and she walks around like there are two things between her legs. This lady harassed my so bad I quite before I lost my holy ghost some of yall know what I am talking about but these people was so scared of her.

Stupid CoWorkers

What is up with the stupid cubicles we have to work in???

I work at a computer software company and we all have some decent sized cubicles which in itself is fine. However, they have it set up so if you were to walk into the cubicle, you see the back of the person working and the front of the computer they are working on. I can’t tell you how many times I have been startled, jumped right up to the ceiling, when someone has come by to ask me something out of no where.

Is it just me?? I don’t like being sneaked up upon, it makes me nervous and is uncomfortable. I assume that companies situate cubicles in this way so that managers can walk by and see what employees are doing. I feel like a little kid. I mean, if I was goofing off all day and not working, it would be pretty obvious since I would not be producing anything. Personally, I’d like to be treated more like the adult that I am and be *trusted* that I was actually doing work rather than having someone check on me. Makes me work better.

If you ask me, if we are trying to build a ‘teamwork’ type atmosphere where employees can openly share information with other employees, the most effective thing to do would set up work spaces which are condusive to that. I’d much rather speak with someone to their face when I go over to them rather than talk to the back of their head.

Does anyone know why cubicles are set up this way?? Does anyone out there hate it as much as I do? Of course, higher up’s get offices with the computer facing *them* while they face the door when people come to see them. Ridiculous. I don’t see why that should be just their luxury.

Stupid Laws

Stupid Laws in Delaware…

It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

Stupid Laws in Lewes Delaware…

It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.

Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.

Stupid Laws in Rehoboth Beach Delaware…

No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.

On Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval.

Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.

Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.

Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.

Stupid Customers

(I’ve just finished setting up this individual’s service call to get a technician out to his house. I flub a few words, because it’s 2 in the morning.)

Me: “So the technician will be out sometime between 8 and 6 pm next Tuesday, then.”

Customer: “Is this call center located in The United States of America?”

Me: “Actually, we’re outsourced. I’m in Canada.”

Customer: “BECAUSE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, 6 COMES BEFORE 8 YOU STUPID F**K. BE HAPPY THAT I DON’T DISCONNECT MY SERVICE FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS, YOU G***D**N FOREIGNER!”

Me: “…thank you for calling, have a great day!”

Customer: *hangs up*