Stupid CoWorkers

It was the start of fishing season. As with hunting season, to go out and fish one needed a license….

CoWorker #1:’ …oh, so you and Bob are going to go fishing this weekend? did you get your fishing licenses yet?’

CoWorker #2:’ …no not yet. I’m pretty nervous about it.’

CoWorker #1: (shakes her head) ..’why would you be nervous?’

CoWorker #2: ‘I’m afraid I’m not going to pass the test!’

CoWorker #3: ‘you don’t need to be nervous! There’s not a test! It’s just a thing where you pay a fee and fill in your name to register!’

Stupid Customers

Customer and child: “Hello, how old do kids have to be until they have to pay for admission?”

Me: “4 years old. 3 and under are free.”

Customer: “1 adult and 1 three year old, then.”

Daughter: “But daddy, I’m 4!”

Customer: “Quiet honey, Daddy, is talking”

Daughter: “Daddy,I’m not 3, I’m 4!!!”

Stupid CoWorkers

Stupid Customers

I asked a customer to send over a screenshot of the bug he was trying to explain to me.

I received a fax of the screenshot.

The customer had made the screenshot, printed it out and then faxed it in to me….

I mean WTF ….email dude, email