Customer: “I want to pay my cell phone bill.”
Me: “Sure. May I have your wireless number?”
Customer: “Oh, I don’t give that out.”
Me: “Well, I’m sorry, sir, I need your wireless number in order to pull up your account.”
Customer: “No! I don’t give anyone my number. That’s personal and private. Let me give you my social…”
(I had two deliveries in the same area, and I had the 2 orders in one bag. I get to first house, take the pizza out of the bag and go to the door.)
Me: “Hi, that will be $28.27.”
Customer: “What is this? Where’s my bag?!”
Me: “What do you mean? What bag?”
Customer: “My security bag!”
Me: “You mean heat-wave bag?”
Customer: “NO! MY SECURITY F*****G BAG!”
Me: “You know, it’s a heat bag to keep the pizza warm, and it’s held with velcro.”
Customer: “ARE YOU F*****G STUPID?! I WANT MY SECURITY FACTOR! HOW DO I KNOW YOU DIDN’T PUT ACID IN MY BAG AND TRY TO KILL ME?!”
Me: “Well…here is your pizza.” *collects money* “You may call the store with any complaints.”
(Later she called the store and told the manager she couldn’t put it in her garbage because there might be acid in it.)
(I’m working the front of a tanning salon and a customer comes up to me, completely naked.)
Customer: “Does this tan look even to you?”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I need you to go back to your booth and put your clothes on. You’re bothering the other customers.”
Customer: “But I need to know if this tan is even. Does it look like I’m burning?”
Me: *trying not to look at her* “Ma’am, I’m sorry. I need you to go back to your booth and put your clothes on. You can’t just walk around
naked.”
Customer: “Fine! You’re no help at all!”
So I work at this stupid ass call center. I get pulled into the office by my soon to be a manager. She basically said that everybody is doing SOOOO much better than me:( She didn’t bother to show me stats:( Anyway, I have to act like I really care about this loser ass minimum wage job because I got to keep it until I get a second job:( I am looking as we speak to find something better cause too many fucking people worship this job!!!! Its easy to get in because its bullshit.