Customer: So, do you work here?
Supervisor: No.
(customer walks away)
Supervisor to me: If she had asked if I were employed here, I would have said yes.
Stupid CoWorkers
Office woman #1: I guess no one objected to me tossing out their salad.
Office woman #2: Well, Jim did when I tossed his.
Office man #1: I really hope you guys are talking about a regular salad.
Office woman #2: No, I was talking about his ass.
Office woman #1: What? I don’t get it.
Stupid CoWorkers
CoWorkers #1: Stop saying things like that! There are clients in here!
CoWorkers #2: All I said was “Ahr”!
CoWorkers #1: Yeah, but you said it really loud. And like a pirate!
Stupid CoWorkers
Office guy #1: Sometimes I think it’d just be easier to be gay.
Office guy #2: Except for the butt sex.
Office guy #1: …I could take it.