A conversation with a customer on the phone:
Customer: “I need to get a return authorization. This isn’t what I needed’
Stupid Co-Worker: “I’m sorry Sir, but I won’t be able to get you that, um, return authorization until tomorrow. You see, our CEO is demanding a report for our biggest customer and, um, well, they are more important”
The customer hung up and my Co-Worker didn’t have a clue why.
Boss, with customer on phone: Mr Jones says he doesn’t understand this bill you sent him.
CoWorker: quietly, from across the room: It isn’t complicated, can’t he read?
Boss, loudly, next to phone: Yes, he can read!
Male CoWorker #1: What happened to my entire box of staples?
Male Coworker #2: You threw them all at me, remember?
Male Coworker #1: Oh, that’s right. Thanks for replacing them, by the way.
Asian CoWorker: Yeah, my wedding is going to be a Western wedding and not a traditional Chinese one.
Blonde CoWorker: (silent and perplexed)
Asian CoWorker: Noticing the confusion: Like, Western culturally. Not like cowboy-and-Indians Western, you know.
Blonde CoWorker: Ohh, OK! I was totally gonna say that would be a really weird wedding!