I got stuck listening to my Coworker Stacy brag on about how sexy her fiance is for over an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his penis in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My Coworker is 51; her fiancé is 58 and overweight.
Openly gay reception guy to IT girl: Have you lost weight?
IT girl: Hahahaha, no, but I will totally have your babies now that you’ve said that.
CoWorkers #1: Ew! Megan Fox’s thumbs look like toes!
CoWorkers #2: Yeah, but I bet they don’t taste like toes!
CoWorkers #1: What does Raj do?
CoWorkers #2: He does the same thing Sheldon does, a cosmologist.
CoWorkers #1: A cosmologist is a beautician.
CoWorkers #2: Do you mean cosmetologist?