Coworker #1: Hey, want to go outside to smoke?
Coworker #2: Yeah, I need to hit the toilet first.
Coworker #1: I already went.
Coworker #2: That wasn’t an invitation.
Stupid CoWorkers
CoWorker: Hey, I can’t look at our webpage without the browser crashing.
IT manager: Which browser?
CoWorker: Ff 4.
IT manager: What?
CoWorker: Firefox 4.
IT manager: What’s a Firefox?
CoWorker: Uh, let’s pretend I said IE.
Stupid CoWorkers
Model #1: I want to put babies in you.
Model #2: You want to impregnate me?
Model #1: No, I want to slice you open and shove babies in you.
Model #2: That’s sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
Stupid CoWorkers
A Stupid CoWorker introduced herself to me yesterday and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. I’ve worked in the same building with her for two years and say hi to her every time I see her.