Customer: “Oh, look at all this yummy gelato!”
Me: “Yes ma’am, the front row is gelato and the back row is ice cream.”
Customer: “Okay, I want butter pecan.”
(Butter pecan is in the back row, so it’s an ice cream. I scoop it for her.)
Customer: “Well, this is just delicious. Do you have any regular ice cream and not gelato?”
Me: “Yes ma’am. Like I said before, the back row is ice cream.”
Customer: *stops eating suddenly* “What? But I wanted gelato!”
Me: “Ma’am, I told you which ones were the gelatos. I can get you something else.”
Customer: “But, but, but I wanted gelato!”
Customer’s husband: “Quit your b****in’, I’ll eat it at home.”