Stupid Customers

Customer: “I ran your DSL installation CD, and it broke my computer. It’s restarted, and now its stuck at the Windows XP logo, and it’s been here for a hour before I called you guys.”

Tech Support: “Ok, let’s reboot your computer to see if it will boot up.”

Pause.

Tech Support: “Ok, what happened?”

Customer: “Well, I went to restart it and bumped the mouse, and now it’s asking me to log in.”

Tech Support: “OK, let’s log in, then.”

Customer: “Oh, the installation is still running. Why was my computer stuck at the startup?”

Tech Support: “By chance was the Windows XP logo changing position every couple of seconds?”

Customer: “Yes! It was! Why do you ask?”

The customer had spent an hour and 45 minutes staring at the Windows XP screen saver.