Male CoWorker #1: Yeah, I heard she’s a squatter.
Male CoWorker #2: Really, she doesn’t have a place to live?
Male CoWorker #1: No, she squats above the toilet seat when she goes to the restroom. It gets everywhere so HR is going to talk to her.
Male CoWorker #2: Damn dude, can you imagine what the bathroom in her house looks like?
Male coworker: I’m taking a Zumba class at the gym tonight.
Female coworker, deadpan: Isn’t that what women do?
Male coworker, ignoring: They have this one thing where they make you link arms, and everyone is all covered in sweat.
Female coworker, still deadpan: You’re going to get ringworm.
Female employee: Are you busy? Do you have a sec?
Male employee, distractedly: Sure, I have lots of secs. (looks up, realizes what he just said) Go away and come back and start this conversation over again, please.
Female employee: Excuse me, but do you have a moment?
Female admin assistant: You know how anal I get when it comes to your work.
Male property manager: It’s okay, I love anal!
Male property manager: Well… That didn’t come out right.