Stupid Laws in Washington…
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
All lollipops are banned.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.
Stupid Laws in Wisconsin…
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
Condoms were considered an obsene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist’s counter.
State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife.
It is illegal to kiss on a train.
It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair.
Stupid Laws in Wyoming….
It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
Any person who fails to close a fence is subject to a fine of up to seven hundred and fifty dollars.
You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
Stupid Laws in Cheyenne Wyoming….
It is illegal to spit on the steps of a school.
Employee: She owed $1,000 for her electric bill and somehow paid it. I asked her how she pulled it off, and all she would say is “we have our ways.” I assume it was something illegal.
Supervisor: Well… How illegal are we talking here? If it’s a felony, never mind; but if it’s just misdemeanor stuff, maybe we can get other people on the wagon.