(Sometimes I get very bored at work and decide to have fun with customers.)
Me: “Hi, what can I do for you today?”
Customer: “My computer isn’t working at all. It seems that something is wrong with it.”
Me: “Okay, let me see what I can do…”
(I place my hands on the computer and in my best imitation of a televangelist.)
Me: “IT IS HEALED! PRAISE THE LORD!”
Customer: “Oh my God, really? Are you serious?! Thank you!”
Me: “No, no I’m not.”
Customer: *completely baffled*
Me: “I hate my life.”
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