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01/11/09: Stupid Laws
Stupid Laws in Florida
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
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Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
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06/24/08: Stupid Laws
Stupid Laws in Delaware...
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
Stupid Laws in Lewes Delaware...
It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
Stupid Laws in Rehoboth Beach Delaware...
No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.
On Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval.
Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.
Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.
Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
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It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
Stupid Laws in Lewes Delaware...
It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
Stupid Laws in Rehoboth Beach Delaware...
No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.
On Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval.
Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.
Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.
Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
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06/12/08: Stupid Laws
Stupid Laws in Connecticut...
Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
Stupid Laws in Devon Connecticut...
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Stupid Laws in Guilford Connecticut...
Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
You may not educate dogs.It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
Stupid Laws in New Britain Connecticut...
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
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Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
Stupid Laws in Devon Connecticut...
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Stupid Laws in Guilford Connecticut...
Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
You may not educate dogs.It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
Stupid Laws in New Britain Connecticut...
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
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11/16/07: Stupid Laws
Stupid Laws in Colorado...
One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.
No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.
No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
06/06/07: Stupid Laws
Stupid Laws in Fresno California...
No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
Stupid Laws in Glendale California...
One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.
A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.
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No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
Stupid Laws in Glendale California...
One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.
A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.
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05/28/07: Stupid Laws
Stupid Laws in Downey California...
It is illegal to wash your car in the street.
Stupid Laws in El Monte California...
Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.
Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.
Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.
Stupid Laws in Eureka California...
Persons may not sleep on a road.
One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
It is illegal to wash your car in the street.
Stupid Laws in El Monte California...
Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.
Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.
Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.
Stupid Laws in Eureka California...
Persons may not sleep on a road.
One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
05/16/07: Stupid Laws
Stupid Laws in Cerritos California...
All dog "waste" must be removed from any yard within seven days.
Stupid Laws in Chico California...
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Stupid Laws in Dana Point California...
One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open.
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All dog "waste" must be removed from any yard within seven days.
Stupid Laws in Chico California...
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Stupid Laws in Dana Point California...
One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open.
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03/28/07: Stupid Laws
Stupid Laws in Alhambra, California
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
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Stupid Laws in Arcadia, California
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
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Stupid Laws in Baldwin Park, California
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
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Stupid Laws in Belvedere, California
City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
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Stupid Laws in Arcadia, California
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
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Stupid Laws in Baldwin Park, California
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
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Stupid Laws in Belvedere, California
City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
03/20/07: Stupid Laws
Stupid Laws in California
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.Bathhouses are against the law.
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Bathhouses are against the law.
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It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
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Women may not drive in a house coat.
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No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.Bathhouses are against the law.
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Bathhouses are against the law.
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It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
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Women may not drive in a house coat.
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No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
12/18/06: Stupid Laws
There is a law in Illinois that prohibits a number of things, one of which is a public erection, and another one of which is nude dancing. The prohibition against the public erection has never been challenged in the Supreme Court, but the prohibition against nude dancing has.
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