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01/30/12: Stupid Customers

Category: Stupid Customers
Posted by: HardWorker
Customer: “Hi, I need you to fax something for me.”

Me: “Okay, we actually have a self-serve fax machine right over here.”

(I point to it as I walk over to it from my side of the counter.)

Customer: “But I don’t know how to fax.”

Me: “That’s okay. I’ll show you.”

Customer: “But I’ve never used one of those before.”

Me: “That’s why I’m going to show you how to use it.”

Customer: “No, I can’t, I’m not good with computers.”

Me: “Then you’re in luck: this isn’t a computer. It’s actually just like using a telephone.”

Customer: “Here, you just do it for me.”

Me: “I actually can’t, due to our privacy policy, but I will walk you through it.”

Customer: “But I don’t know how to use it!”

Me: “That’s why I said I would show you…”

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01/25/12: Stupid CoWorkers

Category: Stupid CoWorkers
Posted by: HardWorker
CoWorker #1: Your body can burn like 5000 calories from breastfeeding in a day.

CoWorker #2: Oh, wow! Can you like breastfeed even if you don't have a baby? That would be a great way to burn calories!

CoWorker #1: Yeah, not sure you would want to... Your boobs will get really big, and you are already big enough.

CoWorker #2: Why do they get so big?

CoWorker #1: Because they are full of milk!


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01/20/12: Stupid CoWorkers

Category: Stupid CoWorkers
Posted by: HardWorker
Really Old Coworker #1: What's that girls first name?

Really Old Coworker #2: Who?

Really Old Coworker #1: Jennifer.

Really Old Coworker #2: It's "Jennifer."

Really Old Coworker #1: Thanks!

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01/17/12: Stupid Students

Category: Stupid Students
Posted by: HardWorker
Me: “Hello, how can I help you today?”

Student: *dismayed response* “Yeah, I want to check on my student loans request.”

Me: “Sure thing. Can I get a student ID number?”

Student: “I don’t got one.”

Me: “Can I have your first and last name?”

Student: “Yeah.”

(There’s an awkward silence as he doesn’t say anything.)

Me: “Sir, may I get your first and last name?”

Student: *gives name*

(I search for the student, but can’t find him.)

Me: “Sir, are you a student here?”

Student: “I ain’t got time for this! I want my money!”

Me: “Sir, you have to be a student to get student loans.”

Student: *shocked* “Oh, shit, really?”



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01/12/12: Stupid Customers

Category: Stupid Customers
Posted by: HardWorker
Me: Ma'am, do you have a firewall?
Clueless caller: Yes, the chimney is to my left.
Me: No, no.. On your computer, is there a firewall?
Clueless: The computer is against a wall..
Me: Um. Oh, I know, do you have McAfee?
Clueless caller, excitedly: Yeah, yeah, I have that!
Me: Okay. Well, that's a firewall.


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01/08/12: Stupid CoWorkers

Category: Stupid CoWorkers
Posted by: HardWorker
Office guy, returning from lunch: Did someone take a bite out of my chocolate bar while I was gone?

Office girl, sitting behind him: Your suspicions are correct. Yes, I ate your candy bar. Yes, I bought a new one, bit it down with my teeth and put it back in here. Go ahead and eat it though, it's perfectly safe.


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