Help desk manager: Hey, do you have that power supply for a Mac mini?
Microsoft exchange admin: What’s a mini?
Hardware tech: You should ask your wife.
Help desk phone tech: Heyo!
Stupid Things Overheard
CoWorker, displaying new kind of cabinet: So, as you can see, it’s very sturdy and designed to last.
Female CEO: I can see that… I like a good long screw
Stupid Things Overheard
Model #1: You’ve got goosebumps, baby!
Model #2: Is the door propped open? It’s fucking freezing in here!
Model #3: Have some more wine. Drink yourself a blanket.
Stupid Things Overheard
CoWorker #1: Where did this ball come from? Is this your ball?
CoWorker #2: It’s not mine. I haven’t touched my balls in a long time.